Children

For the past several days I have had to teach a bunch of children. Now I am not opposed to teaching, I love to choreograph and teach professionals, but CHILDREN!!!! For the love of god.
You get tired of saying: "Stand still, pay attention, HEY!! If you were listening then I expect the combination to be done correctly, I don't need the additude, You two stand apart, Stop talking, WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER!!!!!
I say all the time, I want a baby, I am pretty sure this was Jesus telling me to get a grip on life. After having to deal with these hellyuns for two days. I just want to be ALONE. I also had teenages but as we all know teenagers will be teenagers. BUT THE CHILDREN!!!! OH JESUS!!
Many years ago I worked for this photography company called The Picture People, where I had to deal with children all day, every day,and there parents. I thought that was bad, well guess what I have a new winner. Nothing is crazier than having to teach the little...................bundles..........of..........Joy